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<\/a><\/p>\nToday is the day! The spring is back and we have another thing to distract us from the Maple Leafs! Yay baseball do the thing and win the points!<\/p>\n
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What do you mean it’s sold out?<\/p>\n
You begin furiously checking Kijiji.<\/p>\n
$50 over the ticket price for nosebleeds?! I’ll take ’em!<\/p>\n
Fish your jersey out of the closet.<\/p>\n
Text your friends to figure out which bar to meet up at.<\/p>\n
Once you get to the bar, you find it’s a biiiit crowded.<\/p>\n
Anyway, drinks!<\/p>\n
After a few or seven, you stumble down Bremner to the gates.<\/p>\n
JOSE! JOSE JOSE JOSE!<\/p>\n
2 $10 beers later…<\/p>\n
4 $10 dollar beers later.<\/p>\n
You behaving like a normal human being in the 7th inning stretch.
Waking up the next morning not remembering the score.<\/p>\n
Please, we love this team as much as you do but come on, try not to make a fool of yourself and to a larger extent, the city. That\u2019s what Rob Ford is for.<\/p>\n
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